Apple turns to made up products as cash cow gets stuck

FantasylandYesterday Apple had a go at peddling a fantasy to reassure the world that its iPhone Cash cow was not on its way out due to mad cow’s disease. For those who came in late, Apple was faced with a difficult situation as people started to wonder why few iPhones were being sold this quarter, while its rivals were reporting great sales. Supreme cult leader Tim Cook decided that while it was best to come clean about the second straight decline in iPhone sales. After it is predicting that the next iPhone will not do particularly well either,as it has no compelling technology under the bonnet. Instead he started raving about Pokemon GO which Apple did not invent and was not making money from. He claimed that Apple was busy…


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